Daredevil (2003) Online Streaming

The movie has far less emotional weight than, say, Spider-Man.. Sadly, "Wild Card" is no royal flush, no full house, no three of a kind. A bust is I think the term I'm searching for.. There will be abundant laying waste of unworthy opponents, and the groans you hear will not be his.. Basically a thrift-store bin of borrowed ideas and careworn teen cliches, A Knight's Tale executes one of the most drastic wastes of promise this side of a gifted high school slackoff.. It's hard to not feel a sligh...

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Pompeji (2014) Fuld Film Streaming

Parmageddon is nigh in this cheesy action melodrama that feels both overheated with plot developments, yet strangely curdled from a lack of histrionics that might have redeemed it as fun trash.. More fun than any civilization's fiery extinction should ever be, Paul W.S. Anderson's Pompeii 3-D is gloriously exciting kitsch - a poor man's Titanic crossed with an even poorer man's Gladiator.. A mindless but watchable fondue pot of high-calorie visuals and ready-made plotting .... Is it wrong to roo...

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Sådan træner du din drage 2 (2014) Se Fuld Film

Hats off to Dreamworks for offering some bold surprises in a respectable sequel filled with moments of humour and emotion among its ample noise and movement.. Pompeii is a big, glorious, cheesy mess.. Despite its expanded, ambitious battle sequences, Dragon 2 is at its best when it quiets down and dares to be intimate.. This may be the first and last time anyone says this, but if "How to Train Your Dragon 2" is this good, why stop at 3 and 4?. The writer and director Dean DeBlois takes the comed...

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Green Lantern (2011) Fuld Streaming

One of the most bloodless films to ever kill thousands of people in a fell swoop.. The entire film is a romance -- visually, parentally, ecologically. It's got the emotional, humorous, exciting sweep you want from a summer movie.. You wonder if Paul W.S. Anderson is a director who might feel disrespected.. Parmageddon is nigh in this cheesy action melodrama that feels both overheated with plot developments, yet strangely curdled from a lack of histrionics that might have redeemed it as fun trash...

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This Means War (2012) Fuld Streaming

Government-sanctioned mayhem continues unabated in the follow-up to last year's surprise hit The Purge, but the wickedly satiric sense of humor that made the original worth watching is nowhere to be found.. The director is McG, who allows no motion to pass without a musical energy boost.. "The Purge: Anarchy" is more in line with what people going to a "Purge" movie would want out of a "Purge" movie.. And we have our first lock for the Worst of the Year list.. Proves to be little more than the c...

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Maleficent (2014) Fuld Film Streaming

This is Jolie's film because of the Maleficent she makes. Everyone else, even Aurora, fades in her presence.. The series did reignite a few careers and bring forth one decent popcorn movie (The Expendables 2). Rather than artificially extend its life, maybe the time has come to say Rest in Peace.. Rather than fight against the character's flag-waving, Nazi-busting roots, the movie embraces them, going back to the early '40s to remind us what made the "greatest generation" so great.. The movie lo...

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Oldboy (2013) Spille Streaming

This is a movie that knows exactly how dumb it is.. These kickass Barbies bring heart to a machine-tooled genre.. There's no grace or wit here, no surprise -- and not even much nostalgia.. A spectacularly silly video-game adaptation about a Fresh Prince of Gel Hair who runs around the desert with a magic dagger, a curious version of Alfred Molina and some hoity-toity chick who never breaks a sweat. It's sort of pointless.. Charlie's Angels is ... Cameron Diaz's movie.. An immensely entertaining ...

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The Mortal Instruments: Dæmonernes By (2013) Spille Streaming

City of Bones isn't the worst of its kind, but crap served with flair is still basically crap.. The worst thing about the new Steven Spielberg picture is the title, Minority Report. The best thing about it is pretty much everything else.. It sticks so closely to the YA formula that it feels like a mashup of a watery fantasy with soap opera. Suds overflow.. There are too many characters, and too many of them spend too much time morphing into something else.. The Patriot is a huge, bloody, 2-hour-...

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A Knight's Tale (2001) Spille Streaming

The movie promises to rock you, and much of the time it does.. Spirited but uneven.. Take it for what it is and you'll find it quite enjoyable, especially if you're a female between 9 and, oh, 79.. May please aficionados of oldies stations and Xtreme sports but few others.. You might find yourself smiling and laughing all the way through it.. A Knight's Tale should be ridiculous, and it is: ridiculously entertaining.. Instead of pulling young audiences imaginatively back into the past, A Knight'...

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